u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
I wasn’t ready for that.
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness
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me avoiding all my responsibilities
did she just kick a laser beam in half
what time is it